knives are healthy

apparently sex helps speed up labor

1 on 1 and they're good self-defense but like

My nose is bleeding

they arent rlly intended to hurt someone

yeah but that's not always a good thing

kitchen knives arent anyways

knives are only good if your attacked is unarmed

attacking people? not your best bet

Tell that to lobsters

LOL

i carry a machete I got from south Africa

XD

I want a huge sword

i had a machete farm in south africa.

I carry a machete I got from a South African

i used to milk machetes for days.

like... it's impractical but I'd look like a boss

did the ghouls take it from you?

have you ever held a sword dude

In America it's commonplace you get knives at about 8

if you don't know someone has a knife, and they walk right up to you fast and start stabbing you, you wont ha ve time to pull up a gun

I have not

they're heavy as shit

yes they're beautiful

Only held a wooden one, not the same

it takes a lot of unf to swing those things

they're extremely heavy, holy shit

It takes insane strength, yes

no one man should have all that power

am storng

I'm not fixing that typo

Here, swing this gallon of milk at the end of this rod for 10 minutes

lpol

XD

I'm weak as fuck, but I can kick real good

^^

same

^^

horseback rider leg strength

I'll punch a twig and lose, tho