Message from @nah ⛓
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Tell that to lobsters
LOL
i carry a machete I got from south Africa
XD
I want a huge sword
i had a machete farm in south africa.
I carry a machete I got from a South African
i used to milk machetes for days.
like... it's impractical but I'd look like a boss
did the ghouls take it from you?
have you ever held a sword dude
In America it's commonplace you get knives at about 8
if you don't know someone has a knife, and they walk right up to you fast and start stabbing you, you wont ha ve time to pull up a gun
I have not
they're heavy as shit
yes they're beautiful
Only held a wooden one, not the same
it takes a lot of unf to swing those things
they're extremely heavy, holy shit
It takes insane strength, yes
am storng
I'm not fixing that typo
Here, swing this gallon of milk at the end of this rod for 10 minutes
lpol
XD
I'm weak as fuck, but I can kick real good
^^
same
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horseback rider leg strength
I'll punch a twig and lose, tho
i cant kick or punch lmfao
Im solid mate
i got grip for dayzzz tho
bitch I am the horse when it comes to kicking
i once dangled from a tree with bloody palms all night long
lol my boyfriend has swords, and one night I thought someone came into the house, so I grabbed one and started walking through the hosue with it up, it turned otu it was just my cats playing with our shoes
there was some kind of insect nest under me buzzing
lol
could knock someone out