Message from @carlsbad

Discord ID: 295488090909179904


2017-03-26 09:14:58 UTC  

So drink up, dont be scared

2017-03-26 09:15:00 UTC  

I am raped.

2017-03-26 09:15:36 UTC  

Every time I look at my chair, it rapes me in my mouth.

2017-03-26 09:15:42 UTC  

Yea i hate mirrors i never look at them anymore

2017-03-26 09:16:04 UTC  

Dont make me talk about air thats rapes me every seconds

2017-03-26 09:16:13 UTC  

Rapes me in every hole

2017-03-26 09:16:22 UTC  

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

2017-03-26 09:20:14 UTC  

Everytime a man acknowledges my existence

2017-03-26 09:20:18 UTC  

I am raped.

2017-03-26 09:20:53 UTC  

Everytime I ask a girl out

2017-03-26 09:21:02 UTC  

She rapes me.

2017-03-26 09:21:35 UTC  

πŸ˜€

2017-03-26 09:21:54 UTC  

In my bum.

2017-03-26 09:22:04 UTC  

With her fist.

2017-03-26 09:22:43 UTC  

Who doesnt

2017-03-26 09:22:45 UTC  

Ew

2017-03-26 09:22:51 UTC  

......

2017-03-26 09:23:07 UTC  

Jesus Christ DaOG.

2017-03-26 09:23:45 UTC  

I want a girl to hug me and tell me everything is gonna be okay

2017-03-26 09:23:50 UTC  

<:feels:280645240572870656>

2017-03-26 09:24:10 UTC  

πŸ’₯ <:feels:280645240572870656> πŸ”«

2017-03-26 09:24:40 UTC  

I wish a girl would go on a date with me...

2017-03-26 09:25:00 UTC  

Today on your special presentation of ***why-did-you-tell-me-that-god-oh-god-why-the-hell-did-you-tell-me-that-I-am-going-to-throw-up*** :

I think there's mold growing in my toilet. There's green fuzzy things spreading out on the sides of the bowl.

2017-03-26 09:25:33 UTC  

πŸ˜” πŸ”«

2017-03-26 09:25:44 UTC  

πŸ’₯

2017-03-26 09:25:53 UTC  

πŸ‘

2017-03-26 09:26:03 UTC  

Wtf

2017-03-26 09:26:14 UTC  

I hope you just ate.

2017-03-26 09:26:20 UTC  

πŸ‘Œ

2017-03-26 09:26:22 UTC  

Nope.

2017-03-26 09:26:23 UTC  

Nope

2017-03-26 09:26:27 UTC  

You're cruel, emma

2017-03-26 09:26:33 UTC  

Nope i want to eat that mold

2017-03-26 09:26:39 UTC  

^

2017-03-26 09:26:40 UTC  

Me too tbh

2017-03-26 09:26:49 UTC  

I bet it would go great on a pizza

2017-03-26 09:26:58 UTC  

Plot twist:

That's where French cheese comes from.

2017-03-26 09:27:05 UTC  

......

2017-03-26 09:27:12 UTC  

Ewww

2017-03-26 09:27:40 UTC  

😢πŸ’₯πŸ”«

2017-03-26 09:27:46 UTC  

More or less. All cheese is actually just mold and the French just like to let it.... ripen, a bit longer and in different conditions.