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I wish a girl would go on a date with me...

Today on your special presentation of ***why-did-you-tell-me-that-god-oh-god-why-the-hell-did-you-tell-me-that-I-am-going-to-throw-up*** :

I think there's mold growing in my toilet. There's green fuzzy things spreading out on the sides of the bowl.

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Wtf

I hope you just ate.

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Nope.

Nope

You're cruel, emma

Nope i want to eat that mold

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Me too tbh

I bet it would go great on a pizza

Plot twist:

That's where French cheese comes from.

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Ewww

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More or less. All cheese is actually just mold and the French just like to let it.... ripen, a bit longer and in different conditions.

Yeah but it's not grown in a toilet

I like me so mold on my ass and than eating that mold with some cheese and feces

I want toilet cheese.

Directly from emma's poop depository

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I'm sorry.

Shortly after she took a shit.

Who doesnt like cheese with chocolate

I take great pleasure in disgusting people on a daily basis.

You're not good at it.

We need classy refined ladies in the chat

Specially toilet cheese with toilet chocolate

I've run out of the good jokes.

@carlsbad Agreed.

Thats sexist

And some around my age group.

Thats ageist

Toilet cheese.

That's cheesist.