Message from @vegeta
Discord ID: 295488824593874954
Jesus Christ DaOG.
I want a girl to hug me and tell me everything is gonna be okay
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I wish a girl would go on a date with me...
Today on your special presentation of ***why-did-you-tell-me-that-god-oh-god-why-the-hell-did-you-tell-me-that-I-am-going-to-throw-up*** :
I think there's mold growing in my toilet. There's green fuzzy things spreading out on the sides of the bowl.
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Wtf
I hope you just ate.
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Nope.
Nope
You're cruel, emma
Nope i want to eat that mold
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Me too tbh
I bet it would go great on a pizza
Plot twist:
That's where French cheese comes from.
Ewww
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More or less. All cheese is actually just mold and the French just like to let it.... ripen, a bit longer and in different conditions.
Yeah but it's not grown in a toilet
I like me so mold on my ass and than eating that mold with some cheese and feces
I want toilet cheese.
Directly from emma's poop depository
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I'm sorry.
Shortly after she took a shit.
Who doesnt like cheese with chocolate
I take great pleasure in disgusting people on a daily basis.
You're not good at it.
We need classy refined ladies in the chat
Specially toilet cheese with toilet chocolate
I've run out of the good jokes.
Thats sexist
And some around my age group.
Thats ageist