Message from @💧HisoMachi💖

Discord ID: 296716191815434242


2017-03-29 18:40:38 UTC  

I'd prefer a female to teach me!

2017-03-29 18:41:07 UTC  

Periods are when women become demons once a month, right?

2017-03-29 18:41:31 UTC  

Yes. And it's when you should run for cover and hide.

2017-03-29 18:41:39 UTC  

Why?

2017-03-29 18:41:49 UTC  

I love a good battle!

2017-03-29 18:41:56 UTC  

That's a question you don't want to learn the answer to.

2017-03-29 18:42:19 UTC  

Just tell me, can't be that bad.

2017-03-29 18:42:30 UTC  

@vegeta Trust me. Run away. My gf wants to kill me for having a penis once a month.

2017-03-29 18:42:32 UTC  

Now I'm freeeeee

2017-03-29 18:42:37 UTC  

Freebleeding

2017-03-29 18:42:45 UTC  

(disgusting)

2017-03-29 18:42:49 UTC  

@vegeta It's really bad.

2017-03-29 18:42:58 UTC  

Seriously! Just tell me!

2017-03-29 18:43:06 UTC  

@vegeta I am a female and it's horrible

2017-03-29 18:43:19 UTC  

As I've heard.

2017-03-29 18:43:28 UTC  

The cramps you get are super painful

2017-03-29 18:43:38 UTC  

And the bleeding can depend

2017-03-29 18:43:41 UTC  

I'd imagine that'd make you even angrier.

2017-03-29 18:43:52 UTC  

But usually for me, the bleeding is heavy

2017-03-29 18:43:55 UTC  

Why do I have to fear women once a month?!

2017-03-29 18:44:12 UTC  

And your hormones get women jacked up, so they feel a lot more emotional

2017-03-29 18:45:00 UTC  

What should I do? Besides running.

2017-03-29 18:46:10 UTC  

If throwing chocolate at a woman doesn't work, you're doomed.

2017-03-29 18:46:36 UTC  

Okay, so I should stock up on chocolate.

2017-03-29 18:47:09 UTC  

Yes.

2017-03-29 18:47:20 UTC  

Anything else?

2017-03-29 18:47:21 UTC  

@vegeta just be gentle and understanding towards girls at that time. If they are still too crazy, then just leave them alone

2017-03-29 18:47:34 UTC  

Or just give them cuddles

2017-03-29 18:47:55 UTC  

I'll go with cuddles.

2017-03-29 18:48:10 UTC  

Cuddling always work.

2017-03-29 18:48:11 UTC  

Cuddles are awesome.

2017-03-29 18:48:30 UTC  

I'm basically a butler when my GF is on her period.

2017-03-29 18:48:34 UTC  

Lol

2017-03-29 18:48:45 UTC  

You wouldn't understand the pain we go through met lol

2017-03-29 18:48:55 UTC  

I am a gentleman.

2017-03-29 18:49:03 UTC  

I'd be absolutely terrified.

2017-03-29 18:49:08 UTC  

True, Bevsi.

2017-03-29 18:49:34 UTC  

@💧HisoMachi💖 The least I can do is to treat her like a queen.

2017-03-29 18:49:42 UTC  

Yes

2017-03-29 18:49:46 UTC  

And she appreciates it too lol

2017-03-29 18:49:51 UTC  

I'd just lock myself in the attic trying to phone my best friend to save me.