Message from @Emma
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The old one is pretty cheesy imo.
But tim curry is awesome in it
I mean, Stephen King is a terrible author
Idk, it did give me nightmares as a kid
Same
As an adult I was like ehhhhh
Along with the sixth sense
This year is full of suprises
Yo seriously who's got Scribblenauts Unmasked?
TV shows and movies are really out doing theemselves
I'm making it rain over in <#231946987585404930>
I think it's the new system update for the Xbox that broke my system.
My console went absolutely insane and bricked itself almost the second the patch released.
brick update? da fuq?
#consolessucksometimes
One of the new features:
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Copilot
Now you can link two controllers and use them as one, with Copilot.
In Settings, go to Kinect and devices > Devices and accessories. Then select Device info > Turn on Copilot, and choose the copilot’s controller. Both controllers now control the game together.
```
... but why?
Killer meme star here
oh no!
Let's get right in your pants
please do
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Cortana
Now you can set reminders on your Xbox One so you don’t miss any gaming opportunities. Reminders show up wherever you use Cortana – PC, phone, or Xbox.
Cortana also supports more party controls. Say “Hey Cortana, invite party to game” to add partygoers without having to pause your game.
```
No one gives a shit about your stupid Kinect and your stalker AI that doesn't even work, Microsoft!
Come in my van little boy
Cortana increases privacy 😃
trust me...
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Game DVR
We’ve made it even easier to make game clips: just press the Xbox button . From there, your controller’s Y button grabs a screenshot, the X button saves the last 30 seconds, and the View button shows the Game DVR options you know and love, from starting a recording to saving the last 5 minutes of play.
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Okay, that's cool. I'll take that.
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Achievement tracker
The new achievement tracker lets you keep an eye on your favorite achievements and play at the same time. Move it anywhere on the screen, it’s your call. You also control the number of achievements shown and the transparency level – display it prominently or fade it in to the background.
Press the Xbox button and go to Achievements to turn the tracker on.
```
Achievements are earned too slowly for this to be anything but an annoyance.
Cheeves
Hai
Hae
Wat up?
Roast me
Y?
School is up
I'm a Jew
That selfie where u r a jew
Smh
Jewnosr
See ya lster
O
Coffee shop is going to close on me
O no