Message from @mee

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2017-03-31 00:05:59 UTC  

I'm a huge fan of Stephen King's IT

2017-03-31 00:06:29 UTC  

But without Tim Curry i wonder if it'll be as good as the original

2017-03-31 00:06:50 UTC  

The old one is pretty cheesy imo.

2017-03-31 00:06:58 UTC  

But tim curry is awesome in it

2017-03-31 00:07:08 UTC  

I mean, Stephen King is a terrible author

2017-03-31 00:07:09 UTC  

Idk, it did give me nightmares as a kid

2017-03-31 00:07:16 UTC  

Same

2017-03-31 00:07:23 UTC  

As an adult I was like ehhhhh

2017-03-31 00:07:36 UTC  

Along with the sixth sense

2017-03-31 00:10:01 UTC  

This year is full of suprises

2017-03-31 00:10:17 UTC  

Yo seriously who's got Scribblenauts Unmasked?

2017-03-31 00:10:49 UTC  

TV shows and movies are really out doing theemselves

2017-03-31 00:12:39 UTC  

I'm making it rain over in <#231946987585404930>

2017-03-31 00:26:53 UTC  

I think it's the new system update for the Xbox that broke my system.

2017-03-31 00:27:07 UTC  

My console went absolutely insane and bricked itself almost the second the patch released.

2017-03-31 00:28:24 UTC  

brick update? da fuq?

2017-03-31 00:28:33 UTC  

#consolessucksometimes

2017-03-31 00:28:35 UTC  

One of the new features:
```
Copilot
Now you can link two controllers and use them as one, with Copilot.

In Settings, go to Kinect and devices > Devices and accessories. Then select Device info > Turn on Copilot, and choose the copilot’s controller. Both controllers now control the game together.
```
... but why?

2017-03-31 00:28:44 UTC  

Killer meme star here

2017-03-31 00:28:56 UTC  

oh no!

2017-03-31 00:29:08 UTC  

Let's get right in your pants

2017-03-31 00:29:15 UTC  

please do

2017-03-31 00:29:27 UTC  

```
Cortana
Now you can set reminders on your Xbox One so you don’t miss any gaming opportunities. Reminders show up wherever you use Cortana – PC, phone, or Xbox.
Cortana also supports more party controls. Say “Hey Cortana, invite party to game” to add partygoers without having to pause your game.
```
No one gives a shit about your stupid Kinect and your stalker AI that doesn't even work, Microsoft!

2017-03-31 00:29:36 UTC  

Come in my van little boy

2017-03-31 00:29:50 UTC  

Cortana increases privacy 😃

2017-03-31 00:29:55 UTC  

trust me...

2017-03-31 00:30:23 UTC  

```
Game DVR
We’ve made it even easier to make game clips: just press the Xbox button . From there, your controller’s Y button grabs a screenshot, the X button saves the last 30 seconds, and the View button shows the Game DVR options you know and love, from starting a recording to saving the last 5 minutes of play.
```
Okay, that's cool. I'll take that.

2017-03-31 00:31:00 UTC  

```
Achievement tracker
The new achievement tracker lets you keep an eye on your favorite achievements and play at the same time. Move it anywhere on the screen, it’s your call. You also control the number of achievements shown and the transparency level – display it prominently or fade it in to the background.

Press the Xbox button and go to Achievements to turn the tracker on.
```
Achievements are earned too slowly for this to be anything but an annoyance.

2017-03-31 00:31:10 UTC  

Cheeves

2017-03-31 00:53:10 UTC  

Hai

2017-03-31 00:53:57 UTC  

Hae

2017-03-31 00:54:08 UTC  

Wat up?

2017-03-31 00:54:12 UTC  

Roast me

2017-03-31 00:54:19 UTC  

Y?

2017-03-31 00:54:21 UTC  

School is up

2017-03-31 00:55:00 UTC  

I'm a Jew

2017-03-31 00:55:09 UTC  

That selfie where u r a jew

2017-03-31 00:55:11 UTC  

Smh

2017-03-31 00:55:19 UTC  

Jewnosr

2017-03-31 00:55:29 UTC  

See ya lster

2017-03-31 00:55:50 UTC  

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