describe it

The pain of a baby goat plucking ass hairs

O no

Like they are swollen from a bee sting

Castrating a lamb with your teeth

Is bf1 dead?

o

it's deader than hell

I am autistic therefore I have trouble fitting in certain communities and sometimes make an ass of myself. I whisper because I sound like a little girl and that's enough to mask my voice. There's a lot of people who have it out for me an I am in constant fear of getting identified.
TL;DR: I am a most wanted tard

Also I own a printer

Did I mention that?

my butt itches

Mine too

let's scratch each others

My butt feels squishy.

If I can bend that far

Squishier than normal

Hmmm

New name.

Squishy

O

You should wipe your ass

perhaps 🤔

Or

Lol

RIP 😦

Sit on a cactus

how is a dead man playing video games

he was hacked by @Danny Fresh

Because science

He's playing with a boner.

disgusting

Nice

I am a firm believer that all the worlds disagreements would end if everyone just had a nice butt to squeeze ❤

I'm ready for mine

Same

Buttz

I believe that sushi is the cause of cancer

sitting down increases your chance of cancer by 50%

Being alive increases your chance of cancer by 100%

Sushi tastes like a wet piece of snot.