Message from @👑🐊King K. Val🐊👑

Discord ID: 297875280117104642


2017-04-01 23:28:33 UTC  

Fucking kek

2017-04-01 23:28:34 UTC  

Word up

2017-04-01 23:28:49 UTC  

Yeah, Eth. I learned that one. @~@

2017-04-01 23:28:55 UTC  

i could never cheat on one

2017-04-01 23:28:55 UTC  

If you cheat with a cheater, you deserve what you get when you stupidly think they'll make an exception to their cheating habit with you.

2017-04-01 23:28:59 UTC  

So, uh... Anybody still play BoTW here?

2017-04-01 23:29:05 UTC  

Can't fix it if the other party is an asshole.

2017-04-01 23:29:10 UTC  

but im insecure af which comes off wrong

2017-04-01 23:29:17 UTC  

and makes me seem suss

2017-04-01 23:29:20 UTC  

but yknow

2017-04-01 23:29:32 UTC  

TL;DR: love is hard

2017-04-01 23:29:38 UTC  

Pretty much dude.

2017-04-01 23:29:41 UTC  
2017-04-01 23:29:43 UTC  

you know what else is hard?

2017-04-01 23:29:47 UTC  

Some days I wish I'd just stayed single :/

2017-04-01 23:29:49 UTC  

My dick

2017-04-01 23:29:53 UTC  

^

2017-04-01 23:29:54 UTC  

KEK

2017-04-01 23:29:56 UTC  

you beat me to it ;_;

2017-04-01 23:29:57 UTC  

Kek

2017-04-01 23:30:01 UTC  

Hah

2017-04-01 23:30:02 UTC  

not me, because this isnt going the way i was trying to take it

2017-04-01 23:30:12 UTC  

good luck with that

2017-04-01 23:30:18 UTC  

😄

2017-04-01 23:30:29 UTC  

i was single for 6 years

2017-04-01 23:30:32 UTC  

i do not miss it

2017-04-01 23:30:33 UTC  

at all

2017-04-01 23:30:36 UTC  

Microsoft is named after Gates' dick

2017-04-01 23:30:53 UTC  

People: "Open relationships are fun!"
Me: "Uh-huh. Remind me again how fun that STI was?"

2017-04-01 23:30:58 UTC  

Waw first boyfriend at 6

2017-04-01 23:31:00 UTC  

Pretty good

2017-04-01 23:31:05 UTC  

Yee cause when you're in a relationship you get love, and penis ❤

2017-04-01 23:31:14 UTC  

@Spirit AMEN

2017-04-01 23:31:19 UTC  

I could never do open. I don't like sharing or being shared.

2017-04-01 23:31:21 UTC  

I couldn't get into relationships because I was deemed retarded

2017-04-01 23:31:31 UTC  

And then I found sonic

2017-04-01 23:31:35 UTC  

Retards can love

2017-04-01 23:31:36 UTC  

I like sonic

2017-04-01 23:31:42 UTC  

Same, Emma. Open relationships make me feel rather useless. Tried it one time. Fuck that

2017-04-01 23:31:53 UTC  

Speaking of relationships and sonic

2017-04-01 23:31:58 UTC  

oh god