Very white babies

one in three million of those

turns into a demon

So, do I sacrifice my sperm to Satan to create or summon a demon?

sacrifice

Do I splurge on the pentagram or do I draw it with my splurge?

So thats why my house is haunted. This makes you think🤔

it was a ghooost

(~o.o~)

~(o.o~)

What if I am Spectrephilic?

The attraction to ghosts (or something)

I was close

Better get to nutting

*Spectrophilia

*jerks off with crowbar*

*Crowbars off with jerk*

*watches intently*

*Rides a unicycle whilst balancing a crowbar on my comically large tentacle cock.*

Am I doing it right?

*nods yes*

you could call jerking off pre conception abortion

You can call jerking off self-rape too.

*Says SJWs in the near future...*

*mimes consent*

my alien hand sydrome takes advantage of me sometimes

I have a sexual attraction to rubber duckies suckling my dick and kissing my balls.

do you actually have alien hand syndrome?

the

fuc

aww yeah TOTALLY

i usually dont kink shame

but

wot

Woah

That's very triggering

triggering indeed

OurMine Are Back!... ( Read the description )

sometimes evil me decides to relieve himself in a park, so its not my fault

Anyone have a sexual attraction to shoving beats products up one's ass and/or vagina?

matty you fuc boii