I should post my rump in selfies. We all should

I'll fuck them up

@Ajex thank you, I'll read into it

I'm not posting mine.

Nah

@vegeta you can't

It's embarrassing.

Ur gay.

@vegeta someone would have to hold you up

It's true.

@vegeta u could fall onto the floor, maybe

My best friend wouldn't help me.

@vegeta your best friend is a dick

Who likes to eat fried alligator?

She'd feel extremely uncomfortable.

@vegeta get better best friend

I'm not gonna force her.

not even jedi

@Toxic not my favorite

Croc?

Crock?

Fuck

Croc Hunter

No, Croc as in Crocodile.

Not god's worst creation.

My penis is god's worst creation.

Croc Hunter is alive and well. Faked death

Killer Croc? Killer Cock.

Wait, that has to be a porn

/b/

DAMN

Game of Bones

Schindler's fist

^^^^

It's a real porno, too

Farris Beuller's Jerk Off?

I want to see it.

Oh god.

I thought I saw a recipe that said "Alligator Niggers."

Hahahahahahshahahahaha

And it said Alligator Nuggets.