Message from @Emma

Discord ID: 295075362717827072


2017-03-25 04:05:01 UTC  

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2017-03-25 04:05:14 UTC  

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2017-03-25 05:11:30 UTC  
2017-03-25 05:16:42 UTC  

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2017-03-25 05:17:45 UTC  

Eat

2017-03-25 05:18:38 UTC  

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2017-03-25 05:20:17 UTC  
2017-03-25 05:29:40 UTC  

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2017-03-25 05:37:59 UTC  

kitty!

2017-03-25 05:42:15 UTC  

When a spam message saves the day

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2017-03-25 05:43:37 UTC  

Seems too good to be true

2017-03-25 05:46:17 UTC  

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2017-03-25 05:48:14 UTC  

When people play with my hair

2017-03-25 05:51:37 UTC  

Loved that anime

2017-03-25 05:52:36 UTC  

The itchy spots on my head caused by the dermatitis have the side effect if making scratching those spots feel really good. So I'd probably react like that cat if someone scratched my head.

2017-03-25 05:53:00 UTC  

He isn't "that cat" his name is chi

2017-03-25 05:59:04 UTC  
2017-03-25 06:03:35 UTC  

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2017-03-25 06:04:08 UTC  

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2017-03-25 06:08:02 UTC  

Their own fault

2017-03-25 06:09:10 UTC  

That nair photo tho

2017-03-25 06:09:20 UTC  

Dear god why

2017-03-25 06:10:12 UTC  

Nair do well

2017-03-25 06:31:01 UTC  
2017-03-25 06:31:11 UTC  

dear god

2017-03-25 06:31:19 UTC  

After reading the story, I felt that was a well deserved box of literal horse shit.

2017-03-25 06:31:54 UTC  

Copied for lazy people who won't click the link:
```
My MUM just sent a random woman A BAG OF HORSE SHIT

STORY TIME:

So recently my Mum sent my grandmother a bouquet of flowers via a delivery service, but she miss-typed the address and it got delivered to the house next door.

My mum called the delivery company and said that they couldn't do anything, and that my Nan would have to go next door and get the flowers herself.

My Nan waited till the next morning to go and get her flowers but the woman next door had other ideas.

When my Nan asked for the flowers back the woman said that they were now HER FLOWERS and that she'd already put them in water and that there was no chance of getting them back!!

My Nan, being the lovely lady she is, although upset, accepted this and asked simply for the card back so she could keep it for sentimental value.
The woman (lets call her the bitch from now on)..... The bitch responded to this by welcoming my 78 year old grandmother to rummage through her BIN as she had THROWN THE CARD AWAY.

My Nan called my mum to apologise for not being able to get the flowers back, and thanked her anyway, but my mum was having NONE of it!
My Mum, exceptionally angry at the bitch........... and knowing her address because of the accident ........ went online and found a special delivery company that would anonymously deliver a LITERAL BAG OF HORSE SHIT directly to her door for the low low price of £14

''Best £14 I've ever spent'' - Takes no prisoners Mum
```

2017-03-25 06:32:18 UTC  

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2017-03-25 06:33:06 UTC  

@Emma that reminds me of what cards against humanity did: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57y1Ryr66cM

2017-03-25 06:45:22 UTC  

Don't normally watch her show but I loved this.
https://youtu.be/sSUXTFceilo

2017-03-25 07:13:38 UTC  

hey gamers

2017-03-25 10:59:19 UTC  

Epic

2017-03-25 11:43:19 UTC  

oh