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алюминий

thats how you do it

What?

Aluminum

Aloominiyum

Literally autistic

I can tell.

fun fact: my mothers familty name is Bogdanoff

Did you know brits put ice on their bread

really?

thats retarded

Did you know brits don't flush the toilet

oh wow

They scoop it out and put it in the shit box

true

why do they have horrible teeth

And it's taken away on garbage day

We use litter boxes.

we don't put the poo in the poo box

Because they eat Bertie Bear Ham

We eat it

poo in the loo

That's why our teeth are brown

We also have sex in the litter boxes.

not just brown

they're croked

Is that why all the children are brown?

I feel like I'm talking to a bunch of freshman who just dogged on by a girl so now they're trying to make each other look bad

no, those are imported goods

Hey flatlander

Do you have foreskin?

I have a phone that dials 911

911?!

how many foreskins do you have in your foreskin jar?

Who cares about foreskin?

girls do

People who are against child mutilation

idk

when you try uncut, you never go back to being a slut

I have my foreskin.