Message from @Sarcastro
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find a horse and fall off it
A horse?
Why can't I get a bird?
Wh....
P.S Bird means girlfriend here in England.
Oh yeah
I forgot brits are retarded
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At least we know how to say Aluminium.
not as much as terrible frenchmen though
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алюминий
thats how you do it
What?
Aluminum
Aloominiyum
Literally autistic
I can tell.
fun fact: my mothers familty name is Bogdanoff
Did you know brits put ice on their bread
thats retarded
Did you know brits don't flush the toilet
oh wow
They scoop it out and put it in the shit box
true
why do they have horrible teeth
And it's taken away on garbage day
We use litter boxes.
we don't put the poo in the poo box
Because they eat Bertie Bear Ham
We eat it
poo in the loo
That's why our teeth are brown
We also have sex in the litter boxes.
not just brown
they're croked
Is that why all the children are brown?
I feel like I'm talking to a bunch of freshman who just dogged on by a girl so now they're trying to make each other look bad
no, those are imported goods
Hey flatlander