Nah, she was a condescending cunt

I know

It's hilarious

Just want to pinch their cheeks

So cute

It wasnt funny when i was still trying to be friends

So innocent

Nah i want to punch her in the face

It only bothers you if you let it

*Plays Stairway to Heaven on lute(?)*

Only hearing her voice pisses me off

Haha

Then, my friend, you must use a magical device that will thoroughly... *remove* the problem.

Petty feuds are a waste. You're better off pushing her out of your head

'Tis a stain on life. A simple carbon dioxide machine, she is...

I wish

Its like a one sided rivalry

Would you like to procure a sickle?

I wish

Go watch a movie called greenroom

Or War Room.

Patrick stewart is in it

Ok ill do thst later

'Tis a hilariously awful movie about Christianity.

It's a thriller

No, watch God's Not Dead.

OR BIBLEMAN.

Watch god's army

Oh, that's fuckin' ridiculous.

I'm gonna start naming mormon films

Lol

do u think Bill Nye Saves the World is gonna be a good tv show?

No

HAHA I watched gods not dead in fucking scripture last year

Bibleman is basically one big metaphor: "I sucked the juices from Jesus' cock, and now I can perfectly recite passages with minimal help of the greatest epic ever."

Bill Nyes getting a TV show?

Seriously, how does one just know passages from a 300 page or whatever book?

It was shitty and everyone knew it

I used to have tons of scripture memorized

yes squeak

Think I could still recite some