Message from @Cadborosaurus

Discord ID: 299682488731697153


2017-04-06 23:01:54 UTC  

Do you have any jokes to tell?

2017-04-06 23:02:13 UTC  

What do you call a cow with no legs?

2017-04-06 23:02:22 UTC  

Ground beef.

2017-04-06 23:02:25 UTC  

a cow

2017-04-06 23:02:27 UTC  

Dammit

2017-04-06 23:02:29 UTC  

Lol

2017-04-06 23:02:30 UTC  

A cow worthy of death.

2017-04-06 23:02:47 UTC  

What do you call a black man on the surface of the moon?

2017-04-06 23:02:55 UTC  

What do you call a boy with no legs n arms at a pool?

2017-04-06 23:03:05 UTC  

Bob

2017-04-06 23:03:10 UTC  

A paraplegic.

2017-04-06 23:03:18 UTC  

Nope it's bob

2017-04-06 23:03:19 UTC  

Lol

2017-04-06 23:03:39 UTC  

Perhaps I will check it out @NikoalaKuma

2017-04-06 23:03:50 UTC  

@Deleted User up to you really

2017-04-06 23:07:40 UTC  

Up like the directions of the worthy dead?

2017-04-06 23:08:27 UTC  

Or dichotomous to the evil...?

2017-04-06 23:09:27 UTC  

NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

2017-04-06 23:09:34 UTC  

what it do my doodles

2017-04-06 23:10:22 UTC  

I'll have you know that I am a masterpiece, not a doodle.

2017-04-06 23:11:13 UTC  

k bruh im very accepting

2017-04-06 23:11:21 UTC  

what it do my masterpiece? 😃

2017-04-06 23:12:30 UTC  

<:triggered:282971729809244160> <:triggered:282971729809244160> <:triggered:282971729809244160> <:triggered:282971729809244160>

2017-04-06 23:12:57 UTC  

@everyone الله يبارك الأسد

2017-04-06 23:13:27 UTC  

reee is stupid

2017-04-06 23:13:30 UTC  

just sayin'

2017-04-06 23:13:40 UTC  

*grabs glasses and breaks them*

2017-04-06 23:15:00 UTC  

anybody up for a game of civ 5

2017-04-06 23:15:45 UTC  

:triggered:

2017-04-06 23:15:49 UTC  

i no have those

2017-04-06 23:16:24 UTC  

<:mlgdoge:280634772307443714> tuff shit

2017-04-06 23:16:55 UTC  

So, would anyone like to hear a tale of mine?

2017-04-06 23:17:23 UTC  

The song is called "The Ballad of the Apocalypse."

2017-04-06 23:19:27 UTC  

Every few verses tells the tale of how you die, and shall be forever locked in place once sung.

2017-04-06 23:20:49 UTC  

The law says you cannot touch this

2017-04-06 23:20:59 UTC  

Well...

2017-04-06 23:21:03 UTC  

but I think I see a lot of lawbreakers on here tonight 😉

2017-04-06 23:22:07 UTC  

nigga i be sick fo a week straight and i forgot to email my teachers

2017-04-06 23:22:27 UTC  

lol

2017-04-06 23:23:38 UTC  

Weed.

2017-04-06 23:23:56 UTC  

also jester i wanna hear the song