Dovah. R u ready to become obese

Military has obesity restrictions

We cant be drafted if we're fat

so we end up unhappy and never satisfied by trying to fulfill ourselves with an inherent lie that only enriches the upper class

America is like obese land

Fat pride worldwide ✊

@Slime I'm too old to be drafted, really

r u old and wise like grandma willow

I'm pretty skinny

@vegeta you're broken, they can't even load you into a cannon

Oh no being chubby is fine but those people that are literally killing themselves

Can I pilot a helicopter?

@Slime what about private pile?

what the fuck is that

im not fat just poofy 😳

Same

U poofter

Private pile is a character from full metal jacket

i dont know shit about the military

A movie

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I'm probably the skinniest person here.

He's fat and he goes nuts

O ya that guy

wrong one

Havent watchedd that inn a while

Anyone here watched SpaceBalls?

no

No :/

It doesn't exist

It's amazing

that movie is a lie

No!

i might be the skinniest

well, after that happened, military realized its too much clean up to clean fatasses, so they only accept chubby and below

I watched it myself!

i watched spaceballs

Of course it is - it's from one of the greatest jews of all time

Blazing saddles was pretty funny

^

you racist @carlsbad