Message from @carlsbad

Discord ID: 300094208335675392


2017-04-08 02:24:26 UTC  

<:feels:280645240572870656>

2017-04-08 02:24:27 UTC  

FATTIES UNITE ✊

2017-04-08 02:24:32 UTC  

^

2017-04-08 02:24:37 UTC  

fbis

2017-04-08 02:24:51 UTC  

<:gachiGASM:250078292386906115> 💦 🍆

2017-04-08 02:24:53 UTC  

Dan, that would require me to get up.

2017-04-08 02:25:12 UTC  

its fine, we got enough dark chocolate to go around

2017-04-08 02:25:13 UTC  

say chin in the chat

2017-04-08 02:25:33 UTC  

or double chin

2017-04-08 02:25:37 UTC  

chin chin will kill us all

2017-04-08 02:25:45 UTC  

im rocking that triple chin baby

2017-04-08 02:25:48 UTC  

well just role you into a crowd with a suicide vest

2017-04-08 02:25:58 UTC  

Aww

2017-04-08 02:26:07 UTC  

no one ever fucks with a man in a wheelchair

2017-04-08 02:26:22 UTC  

just hide the bombs in the fat folds

2017-04-08 02:26:28 UTC  

^^

2017-04-08 02:26:28 UTC  

and then profit

2017-04-08 02:26:32 UTC  

genius

2017-04-08 02:26:50 UTC  

charlie is truly a hero for allah

2017-04-08 02:26:59 UTC  

Wait a minute

2017-04-08 02:27:14 UTC  

I never wanted my movement to be a terrorist organization

2017-04-08 02:27:16 UTC  

What Charlie's Angels didn't realize is that it was actually Islamic

2017-04-08 02:27:29 UTC  

I just want to eat thin people's lunches

2017-04-08 02:28:03 UTC  

cuff both your hands over your nose and mouth and breath in, DIY Darth Vader.

2017-04-08 02:28:27 UTC  

@carlsbad just eat kale

2017-04-08 02:28:34 UTC  

Tfw you already breath like darth vader <:feels:280645240572870656>

2017-04-08 02:28:38 UTC  

kale tastes terrible

2017-04-08 02:28:56 UTC  

i love kale

2017-04-08 02:29:05 UTC  

Liar

2017-04-08 02:29:17 UTC  

nobody that eats kale loves what they eat

2017-04-08 02:29:24 UTC  

wrong

2017-04-08 02:29:33 UTC  

#bitter is best

2017-04-08 02:29:42 UTC  

I love BK Whoppers.

2017-04-08 02:29:51 UTC  

I used to be vegan. I'm qualified to say kale is icky

2017-04-08 02:30:08 UTC  

i like kale better than lettuce

2017-04-08 02:30:22 UTC  

I like lettuce more than you

2017-04-08 02:30:35 UTC  

I like cheeseburgers more than lettuce

2017-04-08 02:30:36 UTC  

I like tuna and corn pizza.

2017-04-08 02:30:37 UTC  

I'm eating katsu don

2017-04-08 02:30:45 UTC  

Is that pizza

2017-04-08 02:30:50 UTC  

or just a mess