charlie is truly a hero for allah

Wait a minute

I never wanted my movement to be a terrorist organization

What Charlie's Angels didn't realize is that it was actually Islamic

I just want to eat thin people's lunches

cuff both your hands over your nose and mouth and breath in, DIY Darth Vader.

@carlsbad just eat kale

Tfw you already breath like darth vader <:feels:280645240572870656>

kale tastes terrible

i love kale

Liar

nobody that eats kale loves what they eat

wrong

#bitter is best

I love BK Whoppers.

I used to be vegan. I'm qualified to say kale is icky

i like kale better than lettuce

I like lettuce more than you

I like cheeseburgers more than lettuce

I like tuna and corn pizza.

I'm eating katsu don

Is that pizza

or just a mess

lettuce is hella gross

It's just lettuce

It's basically water

you're hella gross you kale eating soccer mom

what

Chewable water

water is great

I prefer semen to water

it provides more protein

same

I like water more then semen

that sucks

ahem i am not a soccer mom

i am a 8th grade hipster

semen is too salty for em

I wish i could blow myself

Mainly for the health benefits

not as salty as paris is after the kale debate