Message from @return the slab

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2017-04-11 02:22:43 UTC  

for fun

2017-04-11 02:22:44 UTC  

Dont forget to read the bible

2017-04-11 02:22:48 UTC  

i'm asexual and i masturbate

2017-04-11 02:22:49 UTC  

lol

2017-04-11 02:22:52 UTC  

🤔

2017-04-11 02:22:55 UTC  

never take a break from working for the dear leader

2017-04-11 02:22:56 UTC  

Then you arent aesexual

2017-04-11 02:23:03 UTC  

Plant a farm

2017-04-11 02:23:06 UTC  

asexuallty is just stupid

2017-04-11 02:23:10 UTC  

Imo

2017-04-11 02:23:10 UTC  

do something productive

2017-04-11 02:23:10 UTC  

tbh more than 99% of humans masturbate

2017-04-11 02:23:15 UTC  

Plant your head into the ground

2017-04-11 02:23:17 UTC  

its natural

2017-04-11 02:23:28 UTC  

i use to not masturbate

2017-04-11 02:23:30 UTC  

no it's not really

2017-04-11 02:23:35 UTC  

then i accidentally started by shaving

2017-04-11 02:23:36 UTC  

9/10 men and 8/10 women say they masturbate on a regular basis

2017-04-11 02:23:38 UTC  

lel

2017-04-11 02:23:40 UTC  

just to prove it i wont jack off for the rest of my life

2017-04-11 02:23:44 UTC  

@Masaki i think you're confused

2017-04-11 02:23:45 UTC  

if its natural i HAVE TO DO IT

2017-04-11 02:23:52 UTC  

ok have fun with that

2017-04-11 02:23:52 UTC  

its only natural

2017-04-11 02:23:55 UTC  

@Masaki trolololol

2017-04-11 02:23:56 UTC  

right?

2017-04-11 02:23:56 UTC  

lmao

2017-04-11 02:24:05 UTC  

@carlsbad the troll is a good troll

2017-04-11 02:24:16 UTC  

Maybe for a few minutes

2017-04-11 02:24:21 UTC  

He's absurd now

2017-04-11 02:24:24 UTC  

@Deleted User not everything you find ridiculous is a troll you know

2017-04-11 02:24:25 UTC  

tru

2017-04-11 02:24:27 UTC  

lol even animals masterbate

2017-04-11 02:24:32 UTC  

just trolls are trolls

2017-04-11 02:24:32 UTC  

yes

2017-04-11 02:24:42 UTC  

if he's a troll he's pretty bad at being a troll

2017-04-11 02:24:44 UTC  

Lol like i said even animals jack it

2017-04-11 02:24:50 UTC  

not sure if troll, or moron

2017-04-11 02:24:50 UTC  

like penguins and dolphins

2017-04-11 02:24:55 UTC  

cavemen masturbated

2017-04-11 02:25:00 UTC  

"it's moronic to not jack it"