Message from @return the slab

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2017-04-11 02:21:52 UTC  

No

2017-04-11 02:21:52 UTC  

8 times a day lol

2017-04-11 02:21:54 UTC  

that's science

2017-04-11 02:21:55 UTC  

if you have NOTHING to do but jack off

2017-04-11 02:22:00 UTC  

You're just awesome

2017-04-11 02:22:08 UTC  

you're just sitting on your ass yanking your dick

2017-04-11 02:22:15 UTC  

masturbation should be an olympic sport

2017-04-11 02:22:17 UTC  

Troll

2017-04-11 02:22:20 UTC  

bro lol i have stuff to do

2017-04-11 02:22:22 UTC  

i agree dovah

2017-04-11 02:22:23 UTC  

i have a job

2017-04-11 02:22:27 UTC  

then do your job

2017-04-11 02:22:31 UTC  

i do

2017-04-11 02:22:38 UTC  

why jack off

2017-04-11 02:22:39 UTC  

Do your job 24 hours a day

2017-04-11 02:22:41 UTC  

plant a garden

2017-04-11 02:22:43 UTC  

for fun

2017-04-11 02:22:44 UTC  

Dont forget to read the bible

2017-04-11 02:22:48 UTC  

i'm asexual and i masturbate

2017-04-11 02:22:49 UTC  

lol

2017-04-11 02:22:52 UTC  

🤔

2017-04-11 02:22:55 UTC  

never take a break from working for the dear leader

2017-04-11 02:22:56 UTC  

Then you arent aesexual

2017-04-11 02:23:03 UTC  

Plant a farm

2017-04-11 02:23:06 UTC  

asexuallty is just stupid

2017-04-11 02:23:10 UTC  

Imo

2017-04-11 02:23:10 UTC  

do something productive

2017-04-11 02:23:10 UTC  

tbh more than 99% of humans masturbate

2017-04-11 02:23:15 UTC  

Plant your head into the ground

2017-04-11 02:23:17 UTC  

its natural

2017-04-11 02:23:28 UTC  

i use to not masturbate

2017-04-11 02:23:30 UTC  

no it's not really

2017-04-11 02:23:35 UTC  

then i accidentally started by shaving

2017-04-11 02:23:36 UTC  

9/10 men and 8/10 women say they masturbate on a regular basis

2017-04-11 02:23:38 UTC  

lel

2017-04-11 02:23:40 UTC  

just to prove it i wont jack off for the rest of my life

2017-04-11 02:23:44 UTC  

@Masaki i think you're confused

2017-04-11 02:23:45 UTC  

if its natural i HAVE TO DO IT

2017-04-11 02:23:52 UTC  

ok have fun with that

2017-04-11 02:23:52 UTC  

its only natural

2017-04-11 02:23:55 UTC  

@Masaki trolololol