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Puncturing your dong?

Fun, right?

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im not hard, the mushroom head is just very big, should i shave it down with a cheese grater?

That's fucked up

If it happens, you have to do that because if you don't, you might get a slight case of dead.

Deep, just use some mayo bro

well, my moms dead and shes doing ok, so.....?

crisis averted, mayo worked!

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thanks

Sketti n' budder would work

lol

Seeep

Deeep

guys im scared

im like not gonna pass fuck all in my classes this year

Ha

Ha

drop out before you fail, best course

These laxatives had better do their job. I'm a week into taking them for two months as my doctor asked and it's killing my ass.

just played the PvE on overwatch, kinda shit, seems like WoW makers would have better idea about PvE

have you tried relaxatives Emma?

I'm taking exactly what my doctor told me to take.

Laxatives are medicines that induce bowel movements or soften or loosen up the stool. They may also be called cathartics or purgatives

hemorrhoids

my hemorrhoids look like my ass has a six pack

tf

One outside that constantly bleeds at the slightest touch. Two inside that don't bleed but are pure agony.

arrr, that sux

I usally go once every 36 hours. It's usually big.

Big, long, and hard.

Difficult to take.

sounds like my divorce

The idea was to speed up the frequency and soften it up.

It's way too often.

Sometimes it's five or six times a day now.

It had better work.

morning

hi