Yeah

Knock knock

how you know what job a baby's going to get when it's older ? ...... it's eye's widin when it see's a dick

🖒

Anybody?

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What is that in the middle?

what emoji is that sniper lol

A dog?

You don't know Doge?

oh

my

Apparently not.

not-god

Well, anyway. Knock knock

OPEN THE DOOR

THERE'S A WOLF

who dere

PLEASE

AHHHHH

9/11

nice

That's not the entire joke.

9 11 who

I thought you said you would never forget.

ha

Why were the twin towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why?

because after month of struggling with depression it finally decided to give up on life.

😂

plot twist: it didn't die and caused a 4 car pile-up

I hate going to weddings, because the old lady next to you always whispers in your ear "You're next". So I started dping the same to them at funerals, "You're next".

What does the Easter Bunny eat for breakfast?

What?

His children

😐

It's fine, bunnies fuck like crazy

What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale? White begins "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, cheese on toast

Nice