why ?

They don't know where home is

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream

i got a fucked up one, how you know what job a baby going to get when it's older ?

because he was hit by a bus

A man walks into a library and checks out a book on suicide. He walks off and the librarian then turns to her work associate and says "He's not bringing that book back."

nice

ha

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

wow

that's a great joke joke

Yeah

Knock knock

how you know what job a baby's going to get when it's older ? ...... it's eye's widin when it see's a dick

🖒

Anybody?

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What is that in the middle?

what emoji is that sniper lol

A dog?

You don't know Doge?

oh

my

Apparently not.

not-god

Well, anyway. Knock knock

OPEN THE DOOR

THERE'S A WOLF

who dere

PLEASE

AHHHHH

9/11

nice

That's not the entire joke.

9 11 who

I thought you said you would never forget.

ha

Why were the twin towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why?