Message from @Sniper the Catholic
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A man walks into a library and checks out a book on suicide. He walks off and the librarian then turns to her work associate and says "He's not bringing that book back."
nice
ha
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.
wow
that's a great joke joke
Yeah
Knock knock
how you know what job a baby's going to get when it's older ? ...... it's eye's widin when it see's a dick
🖒
Anybody?
<:nazi:235272942882258944> <:doge:280634887109607425> <:nazi:235272942882258944>
What is that in the middle?
what emoji is that sniper lol
A dog?
You don't know Doge?
oh
my
Apparently not.
not-god
OPEN THE DOOR
THERE'S A WOLF
who dere
PLEASE
AHHHHH
9/11
nice
That's not the entire joke.
9 11 who
I thought you said you would never forget.
ha
Why were the twin towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
because after month of struggling with depression it finally decided to give up on life.
😂
plot twist: it didn't die and caused a 4 car pile-up
I hate going to weddings, because the old lady next to you always whispers in your ear "You're next". So I started dping the same to them at funerals, "You're next".
What does the Easter Bunny eat for breakfast?
What?