Message from @Guy Person™

Discord ID: 302951557698158593


2017-04-15 23:34:59 UTC  

ugh, my throat is sore.

2017-04-15 23:35:21 UTC  

Shouldnt have swallowed

2017-04-15 23:35:23 UTC  

Fart during it. Only it ends up being a shart

2017-04-15 23:35:54 UTC  

cumfarts are hot

2017-04-15 23:35:57 UTC  

it will never be fixed

2017-04-15 23:36:02 UTC  

*sploosh*

2017-04-15 23:36:02 UTC  

:{

2017-04-15 23:36:10 UTC  

*drip drip*

2017-04-15 23:36:31 UTC  

*balloon inflating sound*

2017-04-15 23:36:41 UTC  

*balloon pop sound*

2017-04-15 23:36:43 UTC  

How do you get your kid to stop masturbating in public

2017-04-15 23:36:54 UTC  

belt

2017-04-15 23:37:13 UTC  

What kind of belt

2017-04-15 23:37:16 UTC  

castration

2017-04-15 23:37:21 UTC  

bible belt

2017-04-15 23:38:04 UTC  

Jizznozzle

2017-04-15 23:38:43 UTC  

where? emma, i NEED to know!

2017-04-15 23:40:50 UTC  

hey guys

2017-04-15 23:41:03 UTC  

there is something very important on my mind

2017-04-15 23:41:11 UTC  

Dick tickling?

2017-04-15 23:41:19 UTC  
2017-04-15 23:41:36 UTC  

They say that nobody likes dick tickling.

2017-04-15 23:41:59 UTC  

@Emma They are not correct

2017-04-15 23:42:36 UTC  

Sploosh ba nuk, lickle, fladerpy doop.

2017-04-15 23:43:40 UTC  

So you see, we must act now!

2017-04-15 23:44:05 UTC  
2017-04-15 23:45:12 UTC  

The twins Fuk Mi and Fuk Yu.

2017-04-15 23:48:21 UTC  

@Deleted User you're first

2017-04-15 23:50:03 UTC  

My dad asked me to put kool aid on my lips a lot when I was little.

2017-04-15 23:50:42 UTC  

yeah

2017-04-15 23:50:45 UTC  

I still don't know why lol.

2017-04-15 23:50:47 UTC  

he liked how it made them taste

2017-04-15 23:50:51 UTC  

:--)

2017-04-15 23:50:56 UTC  

What?

2017-04-15 23:51:05 UTC  

uh oh

2017-04-15 23:51:15 UTC  

Oh-oh...god...no!

2017-04-15 23:51:21 UTC  

PUT THE KOOLAID ON YO FUCKIN LIPS

2017-04-15 23:51:26 UTC  

GO ON DO IT

2017-04-15 23:51:30 UTC  

NO

2017-04-15 23:51:31 UTC  

STOP

2017-04-15 23:51:32 UTC  

YOU MAH BITCH NOW MOTHAFUCKAH