I like penis

what

by the way, that's not me guessing his name, i'm just making fun of your username

Im so high rn

His name should be Muhammad Pinocchio

Who's username are you talking about?

satan

i must ask you a question, for science

Ricky

okay

Nah, it should be Musa Shaitan Al-Kekabi

so, you meet a woman. shes got the big titties

okay

shes got the big vagina

shes the whole package

yeah

you bring her to your room and you show her your yugioh card collection, she knows whats up

you lost me

she takes off her shirt and looks at you seductively

I only have Magic: The Gathering cards

satan, i want to eat your butthole

what do you say?

Perhaps

Anyone here play Yooka Laylee yet??

no

and i wont

i'm boycotting it

fuck yooka laylee

and fuck them for removing jontron

I will when I get the switch

I would ask her if she wants to see my foil doom blade from M14

over his "controversial opinions"

fuck them

dont buy their fucking game

i heard it's really shit anyway

she takes off her mask and its your dad

hes proud of you

Christ calm the fuck down

I wish I could skip the cutscenes in yooka laylee

fuck off Chris Redfield

That would be cool