Anything really

Yo.

Well, I have nothing so good luck.

Hi Naemy

Hey.

Bored and lonely

hows it goin lads

Hi Kek

Someone! Entertain me!

I'd like to, my dear. However, your wholesomely measly intellect is collectively unable to process the merits of comical discussion, therefore, pancake.

aaaa

i'm so sick

Then don't be so sick

Look at your body

Look at it

And shout

"STOP IT!

i have tried many times

Then your body is a shit

Beat it until it stops being sick

yep

When I'm gone, everybody gonna remember my order.
One with cheese,
And a large soda.
- Big Smoke's Last Words, 1992

And maybe have a three way involving a cripple from London, it'll probably help

Join me, brothers and sisters. Join me in preying on the weak together. Never before has there been a greater cause!
That which is sacrament, we shall defile, that which is sublime, we will corrupt, that which gets triggered, we will destroy for the power of Kekistan, knows no bounds! Shitposting is all, triggering is all! Rejoice, for we, the Shitlords, will be your martyrs!

Can I be the lieutenant of the shitlord army?

You must prove thineself worthy

How shall I my lord?

Go forth and trigger

Bring me their tears as tribute!

And send screenshots as proof of your victory!

Where shall I do it my lord?

Wherever the vulnerable are, we shall be there. Wherever there is a safe space, we will be there. Wherever there is circly-jerking, we will be there.

Let there be no place for the weak to hide.

Yes my lord!

And let their cries fill the skies!

Also have good grammar :p

Of course my lord

A shitlord knight is nothing if not composed.

Praise Kek!

is amanda bynes dead yet

Hi Slime!