Yes my lord!

And let their cries fill the skies!

Also have good grammar :p

Of course my lord

A shitlord knight is nothing if not composed.

Praise Kek!

is amanda bynes dead yet

Hi Slime!

my ear is full of infection

Hot

https://twitter.com/That_Layman/status/853377323030253568

Lmao.

@vegeta is so bored.

i have an ear infection goo

too

I have a subject to start up conversation

Flat Earth Society

Happy Poor Day.

i'm so triggered rn

Me too.

tl;dr my dad is a wealthy drug addict

and he sends me an easter basket every year

usually while he's on a drug binge

and it's usually hot like $120 worth of shit in it

Long live Ēostre.

this year it's like a $50 basket

i'm not mad about the shit in it

but this tells me my step mom did it

and not my dad

this triggers me

And you don't like your mum?

because on the card my brother got

Because 50$ is pretty damn good.

"i love you more than anything happy easter"

my card doesn't say anything like that

it's literally "keep up the good work"

i'm your fucking kid

not your colleague

my dad has written the same thing for 17 years

I mean, we don't have Easter at my mums.

so the fact it changed told me she wrote it