I'll take one

*they are poisoned*

I'll take two

thousand

mk

*gives you two thousand and walks off*

XD

Do I need to create a cringe roleplay tab?

*what she doesn't know is that I can't possibly eat two thousand sandwiches in one sitting, so i get a great deal on poison sandwiches*

Also no

This isn't a canadian server

https://youtu.be/SE3wU0oArDw

Seemed appropriate

I'll take 5

million

Create the Muffin of all Bombs

@DrunkenSails you just made me hard

oh no

Greeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttt

*runs away*

Too late

*runs faster*

I am Jesus around here.

Technically.

*fuck*

You will

No. Fuck *Jesus*

You don't have a choice

Snapchat is on some weird shit

Snapchat is garbage

I mean, if their asking for it, it's probably ethical

Now that just looks awful

Even by tattoo standards