Message from @Dick Daddy Foster

Discord ID: 421789476009017363


2018-03-09 21:53:59 UTC  

Did I do good daddy?

2018-03-09 21:54:01 UTC  

Das a pretty good gif though.

2018-03-09 21:54:05 UTC  

I know right

2018-03-09 21:54:25 UTC  

perfect for all occasions

2018-03-09 21:54:46 UTC  

Including bar mitzvahs.

2018-03-09 21:55:07 UTC  

ESPECIALLY bar mitzvahs

2018-03-09 21:56:22 UTC  

Oh yeah, also you should probably know that by being a part of this Discord, you are now officially a Jew.

2018-03-09 21:56:46 UTC  

You are also expected to make a one time donation to the yoga industrial complex.

2018-03-09 21:56:54 UTC  

When you do is up to you.

2018-03-09 21:57:15 UTC  

#northkoreaisthegoodkorea

2018-03-09 21:57:31 UTC  

#burnthehomelessalive

2018-03-09 21:59:03 UTC  

#kickasscruiseship

2018-03-09 21:59:09 UTC  

*makes sandwhiches*

2018-03-09 21:59:19 UTC  

I'll take one

2018-03-09 21:59:29 UTC  

*they are poisoned*

2018-03-09 21:59:38 UTC  

I'll take two

2018-03-09 21:59:45 UTC  

thousand

2018-03-09 21:59:49 UTC  

mk

2018-03-09 22:00:08 UTC  

*gives you two thousand and walks off*

2018-03-09 22:00:09 UTC  

XD

2018-03-09 22:00:47 UTC  

Do I need to create a cringe roleplay tab?

2018-03-09 22:01:03 UTC  

*what she doesn't know is that I can't possibly eat two thousand sandwiches in one sitting, so i get a great deal on poison sandwiches*

2018-03-09 22:01:49 UTC  

Also no

2018-03-09 22:02:00 UTC  

This isn't a canadian server

2018-03-09 22:02:23 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/400441432315396099/421789879614046209/jacktakesoffheadisstillhot.gif

2018-03-09 22:03:24 UTC  

Seemed appropriate

2018-03-09 22:03:43 UTC  

I'll take 5

2018-03-09 22:03:47 UTC  

million

2018-03-09 22:04:07 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/400441432315396099/421790314114711577/it_just_dawned_on_me.gif

2018-03-09 22:04:12 UTC  

Create the Muffin of all Bombs

2018-03-09 22:04:24 UTC  

@DrunkenSails you just made me hard

2018-03-09 22:04:34 UTC  

oh no

2018-03-09 22:04:39 UTC  

Greeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttt

2018-03-09 22:04:40 UTC  

*runs away*

2018-03-09 22:04:46 UTC  

Too late

2018-03-09 22:04:51 UTC  

*runs faster*

2018-03-09 22:04:56 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/400441432315396099/421790518393962506/go_to_the_light_and_see_jesus.gif

2018-03-09 22:05:13 UTC  

I am Jesus around here.

2018-03-09 22:05:19 UTC  

Technically.

2018-03-09 22:05:21 UTC  

*fuck*