(Fun Fact: Most women look hot in yoga pants.

Fun fact you're a degenerate

It makes my crotch look like it's so far down if I wear them normally

True fact

Found oil on Uranus. Better go drill.

you clearly have no soul... how can you diss tacos like that?!

Wait no not most

tacos are life man.

Well

@olev Thank you for the compliment.

Yeah

If I wanted I could probably pull these up to my boobs

me as fuck

That's how much crotch room there is

@RollinInTheDerp Just kidding, spics are pretty based

I have boobs... But I'm a guy.

DIcks are fun.

damn right.

Moobs? @Brass

george carlin

why is he dead

I tried it and got it up to my ribs

bring george carlin back

@ooo Yes. Manboobs.

@RollinInTheDerp Yeah, because the women cook at home in Mexico

He was murdered @cam

And central America

and we cook the dankest meals

But that's not impressive my ribs are 2 inches away from my hip bones lol

Mmm, ribs

mmm ribs

Sooo yum.

Meanwhile,, the men are harvesting coca bushes to sell to some shady Americans.

Pass the BBQ

pass the blunt.

I don't smoke the green stuff

@RollinInTheDerp Nevermind gay marriage is legal in Mexico

Fuck that shit

But here you go.

thanks m8

np