Because I suck at spanish. I have a toddler level of fluency

I’m going to get my wisdom teeth removed

GUYS

GUYS

FAR CRY 5 COMES OUT TONIGHT

what???

Nigga you gon' be high after the surgery

DAN GET IN THE VAN SCHNEIDER HAS BEEN LET GO BY NICKELODEON

Probably molested someone

RIP Dan the Van Man Schneider

Probably molested THE WRONG ONE...aka someone who has more power than nickelodeon

Good

Baron Trump?

Don't you dare involve the Precious Cinnamon Roll of the United States

Fine, maybe it was Viacom's President's daughter or some shit.

probably lol

Trini... If you EVER refer to someone as a “Precious Cinnamon Roll” ever again on my server, you will be placed in permanent time-out.

😦

Q~Q

MEAN! WHY DOES THAT REQUIRE A TIME OUT?!

Now I’m hungry, thanks

In my humble opinion, without offending anyone, but also by looking into this matter in a different perspective and without being condemning of one's views, and by considering each and everyone's valid opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say.

This is not your Twitter, and it is not a place to repost your tweets.

Well guess what?!? My mother fucking computer is broken! Needless to say, I’m fucking pissed!

sorry to hear that

Uh oh

Does that mean I don't get my voice featured?

Probably not if they have to wipe all my files like last time.

I am so glad I have insurance on my computer.

I'm glad I have insurance on my leg
Cause it's broken
Fuck

I’m glad I have insurance on my teeth cuz I’m removing my wisdom teeth

Day one of Prom Shopping: JC Penny's is terrible and sells shit seperate and there is no Men's Warehouse near me.

edrrrrrresrd\

oh shit

i totally forgot

sorry about that message, my cat was running on my keyboard at the time

7 more bois!

I'm just glad I have a copy of my voice recordings saved

Oh no, if I lost everything I’m just gonna say fuck it.

:/