Meanwhile just stay at home and wait for the message

and always go with a friend too, you never onow

Lol good idea

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I send them to a few places to "meetup" and then when they get frustrated I tell them to lowball another moron next time and go the fuck home.

That's what I always do and if people don't message me, I just go on about my day.

I used to wait in parking lots and shit, but that's a huge waste of time.

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I always have a friend with me

that's also a good idea

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Woo hoo! My contact lenses arrived! Now I'll only need glasses to read!

I read that as a I always have a friend in me

I always carry my Rifle with me

whelp

hahaha love that song

I just go by myself, but I meet them in public so I'm never really scared of anything happening.

But I'm also a man, so

I GUESS THAT'S JUST MY MALE privilege

^^ lmao

I have pepper spray and shocker.. lol

I have my fists

😡

GET EM CHARLIE

I have my dick, I'l dick slap you If u try to rob me

^^ XD

I also have the store cameras

They might like that tho

topkek

get reckt

I have a fucking android, I'll kill them by describing how much better they are than iPhones.

bring all your old nokias

Sure my dick might be small, but I can also eject it like a trigger and shoot daggers from it

They'd stab you

They don't play no games

I would kung fu punch them

and blast them into orbit

I would wear a body armor made from Nokia phones

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I carry my ar-15 to meetups