Lizardphiles and Lizardphobes must be abolished

*lizardfiles

did you even do spelling bee in primary school

;/

Update

did u roast

Update me harder

Update me to 5.0 babey

She was told by the manager not to leave the deli unless she yells be because it's not fair I've done everything but temps

Tells me*

Victory!

what

Are you drunk @Lord Poppy

No. I'm at work

Poppy, now you burn down her house to display tribal dominance

Omg

That's a Friday thing

Her car?

why isn't there a wawa in York

I'm gonna die

Traps aren't gay

Die then

I have to bowl in York in 2 weeks and they don't have a wawa

Traps are pedos

Where am I suppose to get coffee

From the coffee machine?

Make your own you lazy shit

^

Hotel coffee is bad

fuck that

I've had the coffee at this hotel before and it was horrible

Go to a starbuck or whatever gay shit there is in new york

not New York you fuck

Then get your own coffee man

Oh

York

ah

York, Pennsylvania

Wait

not York England?

No