Message from @Z to the C

Discord ID: 307944689867423747


2017-04-29 18:15:53 UTC  

But I was in there with the following: an enlarged gallbladder, a shitload of amniotic fluid, and I was living inside an egg that shouldn't have even responded to any kind of sperm.

2017-04-29 18:16:17 UTC  

My mom wasn't supposed to have kids.

2017-04-29 18:16:43 UTC  

Because she let herself go and became overweight, which can cause infertility...

2017-04-29 18:17:00 UTC  

hue hue

2017-04-29 18:17:04 UTC  

Oh, and it hasn't gotten better.

2017-04-29 18:17:17 UTC  

Fatter than the pictures of her when I was born.

2017-04-29 18:18:00 UTC  

And it was also speculated that she ate psychedelic mushrooms.

2017-04-29 18:18:20 UTC  

That's volume 1 of why I despise her...

2017-04-29 18:19:30 UTC  

Why would you do that? Why would you eat something considered a drug while I was still being pieced together by the power of biology?

2017-04-29 18:19:34 UTC  

@Toxic I'm sorry to hear that

2017-04-29 18:19:48 UTC  

I'm glad it didn't do anything crazy.

2017-04-29 18:21:00 UTC  

Well just be glad you're alive in this world. There's a lot of beautiful things out there

2017-04-29 18:21:06 UTC  

wait despise ur mom?

2017-04-29 18:21:12 UTC  

I even hated her when I was 1 or 2, because I never allowed that son of a bitch to feed me her tit.

2017-04-29 18:21:20 UTC  

I would bite the shit out of it.

2017-04-29 18:21:25 UTC  

Lol

2017-04-29 18:21:43 UTC  

I was that way too apparently but my mom said it was because I was just being a naughty baby

2017-04-29 18:22:01 UTC  

addiction is a powerful hit, espicially drugs

2017-04-29 18:22:08 UTC  

but of she wanted to be a better mom

2017-04-29 18:22:15 UTC  

she would've put them aside

2017-04-29 18:22:28 UTC  

I never liked her.

2017-04-29 18:22:36 UTC  

Apparently, I never liked my dad when I was that age.

2017-04-29 18:22:41 UTC  

He always thought I hated him.

2017-04-29 18:22:59 UTC  

The heck is being talked about here?

2017-04-29 18:23:41 UTC  

Well, even the most average of thinkers can understand a topic by figuring out the speaker whom had started it, and the following details.

2017-04-29 18:23:52 UTC  

I suggest you'd do the same.

2017-04-29 18:24:26 UTC  

Agh... Now I'm being a cock.

2017-04-29 18:26:09 UTC  

Then again, mushrooms are not considered to link any issues, since no one has given it much thought and there's not much research.

2017-04-29 18:26:27 UTC  

But I yearn for the day that someone says it does something bad, so I may make my mom feel worse about her decision...

2017-04-29 18:27:04 UTC  

shrooms?

2017-04-29 18:27:19 UTC  

or you could just explain it in a sentence

2017-04-29 18:27:30 UTC  

instead of being obtuse

2017-04-29 18:27:36 UTC  

how bout that?

2017-04-29 18:27:38 UTC  

I prefer the word acute.

2017-04-29 18:27:46 UTC  

I dislike things over 90 degrees.

2017-04-29 18:27:49 UTC  

i like italian food

2017-04-29 18:28:32 UTC  

how about perpendicular lines

2017-04-29 18:28:37 UTC  

?

2017-04-29 18:28:53 UTC  

How do the lines meet?

2017-04-29 18:29:11 UTC  

90 degrees