Message from @Big Papa Lasagna

Discord ID: 308336909380354049


2017-04-30 20:18:38 UTC  

I only drink on holidays mostly

2017-04-30 20:18:52 UTC  

In Texas you can drink if you have supervision

2017-04-30 20:19:01 UTC  

ok that's texas

2017-04-30 20:19:08 UTC  

you can also fuck your mother and horses and it's legal

2017-04-30 20:19:17 UTC  

its "your" as in "yourmomsuccmelol"

2017-04-30 20:19:21 UTC  

I think the age used to be lower in Louisiana

2017-04-30 20:19:23 UTC  

In texas pigs are banned from having sex in airports

2017-04-30 20:19:32 UTC  

so citizens

2017-04-30 20:19:36 UTC  

But then people would go there to party and shit and it became a problem

2017-04-30 20:19:37 UTC  

texans are fat and ugly

2017-04-30 20:19:40 UTC  

nope

2017-04-30 20:19:44 UTC  

laws apply to pigs

2017-04-30 20:19:51 UTC  

they're fat and ugly

2017-04-30 20:19:55 UTC  

my point stands

2017-04-30 20:20:04 UTC  

between the shotgun hobos and the redneck hobos

2017-04-30 20:20:12 UTC  

I guess they're quite kind

2017-04-30 20:20:28 UTC  

There's good and bad in every group, pretty much

2017-04-30 20:20:30 UTC  

Why does my room smell

2017-04-30 20:20:42 UTC  

brits making fun of rednecks are funny

2017-04-30 20:20:43 UTC  

I mean, Southeast Texas is where the immigrants come in so it's kinda diverse over here

2017-04-30 20:20:47 UTC  

NASA n shit

2017-04-30 20:20:48 UTC  

I thought that was north korea

2017-04-30 20:20:51 UTC  

tl;dr

2017-04-30 20:20:55 UTC  

West Texans fuck their siblings

2017-04-30 20:20:58 UTC  

can we just make the server for cool people again

2017-04-30 20:20:58 UTC  

Guaranteed

2017-04-30 20:21:06 UTC  

Well the worst place you could be is Vidor texas

2017-04-30 20:21:10 UTC  

Who's cool people, Nah?

2017-04-30 20:21:12 UTC  

the definition of shithole

2017-04-30 20:21:14 UTC  

#makerepziongreatagain

2017-04-30 20:21:17 UTC  

i mean make another one

2017-04-30 20:21:18 UTC  

me and nah and daisy and that's it

2017-04-30 20:21:22 UTC  

no one else

2017-04-30 20:21:24 UTC  

what about kat

2017-04-30 20:21:25 UTC  

And me

2017-04-30 20:21:27 UTC  

sure

2017-04-30 20:21:28 UTC  

Because Im sexy

2017-04-30 20:21:28 UTC  

@kat also known for segregation and slavery and the confederacy - not trying to overdo it, but that's sorta legit

2017-04-30 20:21:33 UTC  

and sam

2017-04-30 20:21:40 UTC  

And repzon

2017-04-30 20:21:42 UTC  

we're not on good terms