What's the difference between a group of coal miners and a priest? One has a miner stick in a shaft, the other has their shaft stuck in a minor

Im a pedofile

We need to end pedophobia

And legalize child marriage

I sexually Identify as Pedosexual and I believe all pedophiles deserve equal rights and sexual human rights

I identify as a niggersexual and I am attracted to watermelon

Me too

When y schumer says muh vegina, I literally die with laughter

Amy

#spellpaedophiliacorrectly

Its actually spelled both ways

paedophilia and pedophilia

tho same thing

What do Sarah Palin and Iron Man have in common? Both had a Downey Jr. inside of them

What do superman and batman have in common? They have no parents

What's the difference between batman and a black man? Batman can go into a store without Robin

Loool

topkek

I love to FU☪️K W🅰️TERⓂ️EL🅾️Ⓜ️

Watermelom

I love to shove screw drivers into my diick

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I love to shove rusty nails into my foot

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I love to shove giant jars into my asshole and I love the feel when the glass breaks and tears into the sides of my butt cheecks

I love to lick corroded batteries

I TAKE IT DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY

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@Your Access to chat is suspended Wasn't my proudest wank

It only took you five minutes to make that

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What do gay people and Muslims have in common?

They both know how to blow

They both get shot

😏

My cat is sniffing my arisona

Yummy😋😋😋

So a guy walks into a gay bar and says "Shots for everyone!"

What do a black man and a white man both have in common

small dicks?

Nothing.