Perfect

9/11

What is cheese?

I sexually Identify as God my pronouns are Allah and Akbar respect them.

Hmm?

Oh

Yeah don't worry I've had bad experiences with girls called Alyssa too

groovy

Mandoline man! Not now!

Dramaalert!

dude

My cat just

attacked my back

What a little shit I love him

Don't pet your cat if it's angry

It only makes it angrier

fuck you devin let me be a slut

I think he's just playful

Pet it when it's happy.

It makes it happier

So I have a littler of kittens

And there's this one named Opal

And they all are JUST starting to open their eyes

And Opal I guess just started because all I can hear from her is confused and scared little baby mews

I remember finding a liter underneath my Dad's lazy boy, got my face clawed by the month because I had no idea what was happening. Few moments can beat nowly borns.

I recently saved a kitten that was found in a bush near a car dealer, it got shaved by someone

but I've had her two weeks now

I love my babies so much. It was my cat, Raven, who gave birth to them, so they're in my closet, so I have direct contact with them.

you keep cats in a closet?

I can't decide to have pets, just to much effort.

hey. She chose the spot

I just let her do what she wants.

The only animals I'd have are Chickens because it'd save me money on eggs for baking.

Well

The only problem is that my area is known for active fox pretty much all year round.

You are a baker.

Couldn't think of a name to stick with that wasn't trollish, decided to put my profession; one day I'll go to Germany to learn the secret of master bread making.

I'm proud of you

Baker, does your pan block bullets?

Liss is a deviation of my name which is - Hey guess what - Alyssa.

Nothing blocks bullets better than cast iron.