Message from @king can't sleep

Discord ID: 529862146578710582


2019-01-01 07:22:14 UTC  

*I'm getting sexy for you!*

2019-01-01 07:22:21 UTC  

*And Ninja Brian*

2019-01-01 07:22:29 UTC  

*Is fast and deadly!*

2019-01-01 07:22:49 UTC  

*Stabbing dudes and then writing tasty medleys!*

2019-01-01 07:22:56 UTC  

*Are you seduced yet?*

2019-01-01 07:23:28 UTC  

*No need to answer,
Tonight we're gonna rock you,
Even though you didn't ask us to!*

2019-01-01 07:32:39 UTC  

Happy New Years ya nerds

2019-01-01 11:07:35 UTC  

Happy new year niggas

2019-01-01 20:49:56 UTC  

So @everyone my resolution for this year is to become a bit more social and make a few more videos for this and my mythology channel. In order to do this is an efficient manner which does not compensate on quality, I'm actively seeking script-doctors. A team of maybe 3 or so people I can rely on to proof-read my scripts, give me suggestions on how to change it, check my sources, or just tell me I'm blatantly wrong. I'm also in need of an editor for my videos, a position I am willing to pay you in order to hold. If anyone is interested in either of these two roles, or has any streams they may be interested in me joining, my DMs are open, so please do not hesitate to message me. Thank you all for your constant support, I appreciate you all. Now let's have a kick-ass 2019!

2019-01-02 00:47:53 UTC  

Welcome to Messiah of Kek's Promised Land, @bork Leave all False-Gods at the Door!

2019-01-02 00:47:53 UTC  

2019-01-02 01:02:32 UTC  

Hello @bork

2019-01-02 02:14:43 UTC  

KEKdamnit

2019-01-02 02:14:44 UTC  

🆙 | **Dick Daddy Foster leveled up!**

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/400441432315396099/529844966269124629/levelUp.png

2019-01-02 03:06:00 UTC  

2019-01-02 03:06:00 UTC  

Welcome to Messiah of Kek's Promised Land, @king can't sleep Leave all False-Gods at the Door!

2019-01-02 03:06:54 UTC  

Go Fuck Yourself, king ! You Cunt.

2019-01-02 03:12:06 UTC  

2019-01-02 03:12:06 UTC  

Welcome to Messiah of Kek's Promised Land, @king can't sleep Leave all False-Gods at the Door!

2019-01-02 03:21:00 UTC  
2019-01-02 03:23:00 UTC  

Eyyo

2019-01-02 03:26:47 UTC  

Welcome to the only server requiring life-support

2019-01-02 03:27:08 UTC  

40 of mine do lol

2019-01-02 03:27:57 UTC  

People talk so we dont scare this one

2019-01-02 06:03:36 UTC  

How you know the mama is a hoe:
1) if her kid has the same surname as her
2) if all her kids have different surnames and she still single or married to a man not related to any of her kids
3) if the kid is a teenager and in his/her emo phase
4) if she dresses her kid like the dude that left her

Or 5) they still act hood or act like trash after having kids with no sign of responsibility at all.

Signs of irresponsibility:
A.)24/7 love life boasting and plastered all over their profile(showing them to be insecure about their love life and often associated with being cheated on and too proud to admit it)
B.) they boast about how their child(mostly being a son) is their only ride n die during the day to look good then at night they start posting about doing hard drugs n shit
C) they have a premium snapchat

2019-01-02 06:58:22 UTC  

Oh shit, so I guess my mother was a hoe at one point

2019-01-02 17:08:30 UTC  

@Dick Daddy Foster I'm down to be a script-doctor

2019-01-02 17:13:11 UTC  

@SilverSlash Alright, I'll get you my next script when I'm finished with it

2019-01-02 17:13:37 UTC  

Also, no voice acting for now cause holy fuck, rn it hurts to talk.

2019-01-02 17:14:36 UTC  

**I AM THE UNICORN WIZARD!**

2019-01-02 17:14:58 UTC  

NSP is tbh my fav band right now.

2019-01-02 22:22:47 UTC  

@SilverSlash I might end up sending you three

2019-01-02 22:23:04 UTC  

Seems dece.

2019-01-03 21:22:17 UTC  

Go Fuck Yourself, Big FAT Brian ! You Cunt.

2019-01-03 21:22:59 UTC  

He’s an old one

2019-01-03 21:23:11 UTC  

Can’t believe he left

2019-01-03 22:54:35 UTC  

i want meliodas from Seven Deadly Sins to facefuck me

2019-01-04 00:41:19 UTC  

Not me? I'm hurt, Trini

2019-01-04 02:49:01 UTC  

Not me? I’m surprised, Trini.

2019-01-04 02:50:19 UTC  

Also, btw, if you guys remember from my last video when I advised Belle Delphine to be due to rapists trying to track her down? Weeeellll.... She posted her address on her public IG page.

2019-01-04 02:54:49 UTC  

I prefer good waifuses but whatever floats ya boat