*Flipping over shit*

*Making stuff explode*

*Flipping over more shit*

*Fighting lots of guys*

*Writing kickass jams*

*Doing other things*

*Giving you the **Sauce***

**That's what we do cause!**

*We are Ninja!*

*Sex Party!*

*Shooting music all over your body!*

*I'm Danny Sexbang!*

*Check out my kung fu!*

*I'm getting sexy! (Ooh!)*

*I'm getting sexy for you!*

*And Ninja Brian*

*Is fast and deadly!*

*Stabbing dudes and then writing tasty medleys!*

*Are you seduced yet?*

*No need to answer,
Tonight we're gonna rock you,
Even though you didn't ask us to!*

Happy New Years ya nerds

Happy new year niggas

So @everyone my resolution for this year is to become a bit more social and make a few more videos for this and my mythology channel. In order to do this is an efficient manner which does not compensate on quality, I'm actively seeking script-doctors. A team of maybe 3 or so people I can rely on to proof-read my scripts, give me suggestions on how to change it, check my sources, or just tell me I'm blatantly wrong. I'm also in need of an editor for my videos, a position I am willing to pay you in order to hold. If anyone is interested in either of these two roles, or has any streams they may be interested in me joining, my DMs are open, so please do not hesitate to message me. Thank you all for your constant support, I appreciate you all. Now let's have a kick-ass 2019!

Welcome to Messiah of Kek's Promised Land, @bork Leave all False-Gods at the Door!

Hello @bork

KEKdamnit

🆙 | **Dick Daddy Foster leveled up!**

Welcome to Messiah of Kek's Promised Land, @king can't sleep Leave all False-Gods at the Door!

Go Fuck Yourself, king ! You Cunt.

Welcome to Messiah of Kek's Promised Land, @king can't sleep Leave all False-Gods at the Door!

Hello @king can't sleep

Eyyo

Welcome to the only server requiring life-support

40 of mine do lol

People talk so we dont scare this one

How you know the mama is a hoe:
1) if her kid has the same surname as her
2) if all her kids have different surnames and she still single or married to a man not related to any of her kids
3) if the kid is a teenager and in his/her emo phase
4) if she dresses her kid like the dude that left her

Or 5) they still act hood or act like trash after having kids with no sign of responsibility at all.

Signs of irresponsibility:
A.)24/7 love life boasting and plastered all over their profile(showing them to be insecure about their love life and often associated with being cheated on and too proud to admit it)
B.) they boast about how their child(mostly being a son) is their only ride n die during the day to look good then at night they start posting about doing hard drugs n shit
C) they have a premium snapchat

Oh shit, so I guess my mother was a hoe at one point

@Dick Daddy Foster I'm down to be a script-doctor