No context

*fuck you.*

Rogjt i need to bring a box of tissues into my bed

Same, saves going to the bathroom to jerk it.

*Masturbate in shower like women.*

Lol

Shower is for washing

Yes, and while you're washing the goodies, give them a good, long, bacteria killing rub~

I masturbated in the shower but like... No time for it, just wanna get it all clean and roll out.

Oh no

Yeah exactpt

I guess birb just has a lot of spare time

Oh, I don't fap in the shower.

I was just suggesting it.

I ain't got time for that shit either.

I shower in mornings, not evenings.

So it's a speedy process.

Take a Fap shower

Right now?

*Not right now*

Just when ever you feel like.

Also, why don't men use vibrators?

Personally? Masturbation isn't a big experience for me, it's just something I do to stop myself thinking about sex over much.

It's all about getting it over and done with, it's not worth a monetary investment.

*Vibrators are great.*

Yeah, I'm sure, if I cared about the experience.

*You havent lived untill you've had a synthetic dick massage your colon.*

those damn synths man

I do wanna try a fleshlight though.

guess the brotherhood didnt kill them all

Curious about that shit.

Like, does it actually feel as good?

I cant sleep but my eyws hurt so i cant looknat mt phone reallu

Now i remember the true pain of sickness- the inability to breathe and throat is sore

12 or 13 paracetamol should put you to sleep...

*Waking up is not guaranteed.*

Lol

Does anybody here play Rocket League

If any of u r gold 1+ plz queue up with me

Nope, sorry. Nothing.

Time to cook breakfast