Rub it in some nice pubes in the bathroom corner, that put it back in.

yuck

I remember when i was even more of a kid than i am this strepsil just fell out of my mouth while i was walking down the stares, and for who knows how long, slowly melted away into this brown thing and evaporated into thin sir

i swallowed a quarter when i was 3

Hah im an asshole so im not going to turn off tje lights

Let me guess, to this day you cannot walk through metal detectors without being prosecuted?

no

I turned off all the lights in my house

K

Lol

Metal detectors are great.

I wanna gay.

I'll gender transition to get with you.

👌🏻

Cut me some slack birb

*fuck no*

🤦‍♂️

Also what are you talking about?

Like nothing

No context

*fuck you.*

Rogjt i need to bring a box of tissues into my bed

Same, saves going to the bathroom to jerk it.

*Masturbate in shower like women.*

Lol

Shower is for washing

Yes, and while you're washing the goodies, give them a good, long, bacteria killing rub~

I masturbated in the shower but like... No time for it, just wanna get it all clean and roll out.

Oh no

Yeah exactpt

I guess birb just has a lot of spare time

Oh, I don't fap in the shower.

I was just suggesting it.

I ain't got time for that shit either.

I shower in mornings, not evenings.

So it's a speedy process.

Take a Fap shower

Right now?

*Not right now*

Just when ever you feel like.

Also, why don't men use vibrators?