Birb is hereby banned from using the word "joke" in any form.

but what if i am a joke?

that's fine, but birb can't talk about that

Today really feels like a summer day.

It's great.

deadass my guy

@Metal Gear Because it's summer my dude

@Revolver I know, my dude. But it just feels like one of those days.

Same. Today is a shitty day.

@Metal Gear Yeah , im ready for the impending 100 degree normal sunny ass day

Hello

there isn't a worse feeling in the world, then burning a bag of popcorn

I really dislike popcorn

I really dislike you

Oh the smell of burnt popcorn is kinda umplesent

Field day is awful

back

Popcorns great even the kernels

^

1488

RAHOWA

Is the sound of popping corn not the most pleasent sound?

is the sound of popping niggers necks not the most pleasant sound?

does anyone put a bunch of popcorn in their mouth, and then drink something so that is all deflates?

well fuck you all

drink bleach

Wow... That escalated quickly.

ok

My three daughters are being uncooperative again...

beat em

that always works

Three daughters?

God, your life must be a complete nightmare.

Have you tried *praying*?

Every hour of my aching bones I pray

I feel for you.

Rip.

thought were were a lesdyke

asadddd bitchedd

hi

HIIII CARLL