Message from @卐😎Swagstika😎卐

Discord ID: 322489101163036672


2017-06-08 20:30:42 UTC  

this year is great

2017-06-08 20:30:45 UTC  

wait no 2016 was

2017-06-08 20:30:50 UTC  

lots of people dead

2017-06-08 20:30:58 UTC  

like Scalia

2017-06-08 20:39:55 UTC  

moo

2017-06-08 20:41:16 UTC  

just gonna pop in and say that payday 2 is free on steam for the first 5 million owners who get it.

2017-06-08 20:41:27 UTC  

and now i shall vanish! *pops smoke*

2017-06-08 20:52:45 UTC  

Payday 2 is free on Steam now in case anyone is wondering

2017-06-08 20:53:04 UTC  

Downloading rn, never played it but I heard it's fun

2017-06-08 20:57:09 UTC  

It is fun

2017-06-08 20:58:52 UTC  

it's not as fun as roblox tho

2017-06-08 20:59:06 UTC  

PayDay 2 is free

2017-06-08 20:59:08 UTC  

and yeah

2017-06-08 20:59:09 UTC  

something

2017-06-08 20:59:10 UTC  

bbla bla

2017-06-08 20:59:11 UTC  

idk.

2017-06-08 20:59:15 UTC  

dude no one cares

2017-06-08 20:59:26 UTC  

Point taken.

2017-06-08 21:00:38 UTC  

lmfao

2017-06-08 21:31:23 UTC  

Overkill just ruined 5 million shadow raid lobbies

2017-06-08 21:36:33 UTC  

>try for children
>barren viginer
>child machine broke
>understandable
>try again
>finally have child
>gestation for 9 months
>finaly, after 9 months ready to give birth
>push
>give birth
>look at the child
>es lechuga
>look at it
>its green
>and leafy
>look at the lettuce
>look at the doctor
>doctor looks at me
>look at the lettuce
>lechuga
>lettuce
>gave birth to lettuce
>look at doctor
>look at lechuga
>smash lettuce out of anger
>go home angry
>play zelda
>tfw no child but lettuce
>tfw 10.8 million US gallons of oil spilled by the oil tanke Exxon Valdez

2017-06-08 21:38:42 UTC  

>tfw tf

2017-06-08 22:18:51 UTC  

*lechuga........*

2017-06-08 22:19:07 UTC  

it means turtle

2017-06-08 22:20:41 UTC  

how do i know if i am a gay

2017-06-08 22:22:44 UTC  

pls help

2017-06-08 22:23:31 UTC  

hi

2017-06-08 22:23:46 UTC  

do you like smoking cock? @Ahriman

2017-06-08 22:23:56 UTC  

I don't smoke?

2017-06-08 22:39:22 UTC  

Wow dude that's gay

2017-06-08 22:39:24 UTC  

good

2017-06-08 22:39:40 UTC  

Nothing like smoking a pack of Malboros after a long day at work

2017-06-08 22:39:50 UTC  

refreshing

2017-06-08 22:39:54 UTC  

no

2017-06-08 22:40:03 UTC  

smoking is for faggots

2017-06-08 22:40:11 UTC  

Says the non smoker

2017-06-08 22:40:19 UTC  

yes

2017-06-08 22:40:21 UTC  

okay kid, keep telling yourself that you homosexual

2017-06-08 22:40:27 UTC  

nou

2017-06-08 22:42:37 UTC  

bf arguing politics

2017-06-08 22:42:40 UTC  

*sniff*