Message from @Satan Cake
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Never been swarmed by birds
and hurt you
I'm in australia
I guess it depends on location?
@Surf not even right lyrics boi
yeah boi
I don't give a shit
Never gonna run around and desert you*
;>
the worst I've seen is a few seaguls swoop down on a girl when I was in high school
Seagulls are the bane of my existence
Take on me
I coincidentally ducked when a magpie swooped me once
seagguls poop on ppl
I've seen 2 accidents happen in the same week and it's just been a norm for me.
A seagull stole my dad's hotdog when he was a child
HOTDOG
shit there's a lot of people in general
GOT STOLEN
And he didn't even get to get a new hotdog cuz they were dead broke
Therefore, seagulls are the devil and all of them deserve death
I actually want them to steal my food but they don't want me
i live in the desert, we don't have to deal with seagulls
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Nigga put your food in a bag like dafuq
I had a friend get crapped on by a bird during a kickball game, was hilarious
Seagulls always take my chips
I WANT MY CHIPS SEAGULLS
^^^^
I try to scare them but they always square up
Seagulls are nasty bastards
They'll fight you
tha'ts why you have cpl just pull out your gun and shoot em
Noooo you're so cruel 😭😭
hahaha!
Yep, that's why my dad took up paintball
That's why I bring an RPG to the beach
Seagulls and geese I swear
the fighters of birds
He's killed groundhogs with a paintball gun before B)