Ah

watch out, don't get mugged

dey want all your chains

its like 80 percent meth heads

If anything, I live in the ghetto

@NikoalaKuma do birds really attack people in swarms in australia

I friggin live in LA lol

@Phantasmagorical only magpies from personal experience during the spring

That must suck

@Phantasmagorical all because their proective of babies

Yeah

Never gonna give you up

Pennsylania is pretty chill, at least where I live/go to visit

Never gonna let you down

Never been swarmed by birds

and hurt you

I'm in australia

I guess it depends on location?

@Surf not even right lyrics boi

yeah boi

I don't give a shit

Never gonna run around and desert you*

;>

the worst I've seen is a few seaguls swoop down on a girl when I was in high school

Seagulls are the bane of my existence

Take on me

I coincidentally ducked when a magpie swooped me once

seagguls poop on ppl

I've seen 2 accidents happen in the same week and it's just been a norm for me.

A seagull stole my dad's hotdog when he was a child

HOTDOG

shit there's a lot of people in general

GOT STOLEN

And he didn't even get to get a new hotdog cuz they were dead broke

seagulls try to steal my food at the beach

Therefore, seagulls are the devil and all of them deserve death

I actually want them to steal my food but they don't want me

i live in the desert, we don't have to deal with seagulls

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Nigga put your food in a bag like dafuq

I had a friend get crapped on by a bird during a kickball game, was hilarious