I've never seen such a full vc--

this is true, weekends are when people are the most free after all! c:

the worst I've seen is a few seaguls swoop down on a girl when I was in high school

seagulls try to steal my food at the beach

I try to scare them but they always square up

Seagulls and geese I swear

the fighters of birds

I wanna join the chat but social anxiety 🕶

@Dart Monkey are you a Nike commercial-- haha
and same, always bad at conversing...

@Dart Monkey secret's safe with me, my dude 👍

Passing gas is a natural occurance how dare-

I heard rabbit doesn't taste that great

^^^

I'm cryin x'D

the only fidget spinner I want is a Genji shuriken one

Isn't that what showers are for anyway?

That's called "tearing yourself a new asshole"

toot a toot

is totally a dom--

like groceries--

I want an Australian Shepherd one day...

someone asked a question about dogs lol

I dunno, I love my cats

but some dog breeds are just gorgeous

Is anyone a nice, normal function person though? xD

^

absconds

Yeah, Paypal's pretty great. Ordered something using Paypal last week and they knocked $5 off my purchase

Dungeons and Dragons

I need to do sit ups

hardcore pain killers and sleep if you want to live to see tomorrow

You needa go to Texas, my friend @💧HisoMachi💖

awww probably lol

rest in pieces

MY SOUL

has been stuck in Michigan since birth

You're in Ohio.. Michigan is practically right above Ohio

and there's TOO MUCH snow in the winter

I hate snow

Not when you have to drive on these crappy roads 😂

Lucky

Math is a breeze

English and Language Arts, I hated until I got to the end of high school and college.

glad my nephew is 2~

My niece on the other hand...

10-year-old disrespectful brat c':

they want the Rep

Rep's not hearing that noise~

I wouldn't be surprised if I was called "high-pitched bitch" because it's not wrong--

hola

These aren't even debates anymore

They're either fights or off-topic discussions

It was fun watching Onision wuss out though

"My spouse wants to talk, after I texted her to come in and do it for me"

pfffff

I died

He shouldn't have gone into the kitchen in the first place

nah

he's just too cold, he might melt

bitch my father's always in the kitchen how dare-

I love making breakfast

I know right?!

You gotta have brunch, bro

If you make eggs and bacy with toast it's still breakfast food

Dinner is literally the best

especially dessert-

dinner is my biggest meal, therefore it is the best~

sounds delicious

sounds like something I need in my life

I also need taco salad in my life

NEVER

TACO SALAD IS WONDERFUL

and no one bought any gd tortilla wraps ;A;

Cereal is lacking in some many things thooo

what about protein tho?

soy milk maybe?

You could always make mac n cheese

that's easy shit

scrambled eggs are nothin

toast

you're a chef in the making already

this taco salad is pretty great

ah poop

Sounds gnarsty

I'm so so triggered UGH-

@Rike Moss You right, you right

when your friend doesn't understand fucking the shark... smh

what has the world come to? ;o;

one friend bought Breath of the Wild
I told him he has to fuck the shark - it's a rite of passage
another friend was confused by our conversation
and I am disappointed in him because of it ;;

Fucking the shark in BotW is a rite of passage!

I am braindead-
fuck

lava lamp

weak

Discord must be buggy

it needs an exterminator

pc 4 lyfe

when you want to sit and watch but have to get ready for work c':

fuckin emojis--

I sold mine

GINGER