Hi there!

mjau

it's July 5th, the day of my people!

which people is that?

Venezuela

delicioso

but we really do not have anything to celebrate. We have a bus driver for a president/dictator. Literally.

that's

Fucked up, and true. He drove a bus before he kissed Chavez's ass enough to become his successor

'-'

Most dangerous city in the world is our capital

england is my city

I'm from London, baby

London Ohio?

London, Ontario?

The city of England in the country of London?

I'm from texas

I'm bigger than you

Tough crowd

Work

I'm just from New Jersey

I hate it here

so in case you don't know. 4chan, Kekistan, Reddit, and digg have apparently signed the peace accord to declare a full scale meme war on CNN

....

Excuse me

Am I having a stroke

CNN tried to blackmail a kid

they even admited it in their own article

Yeah lol

I mean it was a shitposter of the highest order

they blackmailed him over a meme he made

...

I think we broke @Cryptid Cyr @Wrds

And yeah cnn threatened to dox him in the article

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It's fucking funny to me

Shows just how bad it's gotten

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the amount of pants shitting going on at CNN right now must be the stuff of legend

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I smell toast